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funny definition of expert

Political debate: Two or more people talking in a state between deep sleep and dream, about their voters' dreams. Rudyh 2 Portable photo and video camera, audio and video player, notebook, address book, alarm clock, portable computer and messaging system, occasionally used for making phone calls. Thomas Langmyr Ervik Connoisseur: One who attains an obsessive knowledge of wines, audio equipment, cats or French cheeses so as to confer a sense of inadequacy on those who would simply enjoy them. Antisocial: Mother's sister being friendly. Shankar Sivanandan marketing: The art of selling a product that doesn't cost much to produce in such a way that people will take out a small loan to own it.


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funny definition of expert

Quotation: 1 The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. Rudyh Kissing: Means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other. Albert Schweitzer 6 Portable heater that snores. Ambrose Bierce Anarchy: a type of government which is none. Gannon An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.


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funny definition of expert

Imagine the creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable. Ambrose Bierce Yogis: Sex addicted skinny granola crunchers who believe that if you can tie your body into a knot you will reach enlightenment through extended orgasms. Now 180 cm tall, she decided to ask one more dwarf then go home. Louis Pasteur Insolvent: Impoverished, broke, ruined, destitute, busted, out of money - the financial condition of the client after the lawsuit is finally over. Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies better. Lynd 8 the transformation of tumultuous conquerors into silent footnotes. Don Marquis Professor: Someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

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Expert

funny definition of expert

Washington Irving 10 A pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there. Ambrose Bierce Bridge: A game in which a wife is always eager to do her husband's bidding. James Joyce 16 Mixture of error and violence. Ambrose Bierce Commission: The only reliable way to wake money on the stock market, which is why your broker charges you one. Counterfeiter: 1 worker who puts together kitchen cabinets.


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Expert Jokes

funny definition of expert

Thomas Jefferson Honeymoon: A vacation a man takes before beginning work under a new boss. George Santayana Depth: height turned upside down. Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is. Happiness: 1 An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another. Ambrose Bierce 2 The end of doing and the beginning of bragging.

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Definition of expert

funny definition of expert

The priest began to pray and finger his rosary beads, the rabbi began to read the Torah and the consultant began to organize a committee on air traffic safety. Success: 1 The one unpardonable sin against our fellows. Ambrose Bierce Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Broker: The person you trust to help you make major financial decisions. Paul Eldridge 9 Huge libel on human nature, to which we industriously add page after page, volume after volume, as if we were holding up a monument to the honor, rather than the infamy of our species. Humorous, witty, facetious, waggish imply something that arises from cleverness or a sense of fun. Interesting: A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

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funny definition of expert

Bank:1 A place that will lend you if you can prove you don't need it. His chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada. Norman Cousins 6 a great dust heap. A specialist who knows everything about something, and nothing about anything else. Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves. Jones 5 The wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced. Aristotle Hors d'oeuvres: Sandwich cut into 20 pieces.

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Humorous

funny definition of expert

Marjorie Blanchard God: 1 Being whose only definition is that he is beyond man's power to conceive. Ogden Nash Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability. In my case it would be four feet by four feet. Ambrose Bierce Absurdity: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. Works the opposite way between teenagers and parents. Graham Greene Hero: Stupid kind of soldier who has a life expectancy of less than one minute in battle. Help: Computer feature that assists in generating more questions.

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Definition of expert

funny definition of expert

Albert Einstein Relief: What trees do in the spring. Rudyh 3 Organisation which is elected, no matter who you vote for. Bunk: A small, uncomfortable area for wet sailors to attempt sleep. Ambrose Bierce Mafia: Paperless , invented by Italians. This is a lovely and edifying illustration of how science, having made A the proof of B, makes B the proof of A. DaffyJoe Heuer 3 To keep doing what you did before, and expect different results Inspiration: The impact of a fact on a prepared mind.

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